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Dear Boy,

I am not impressed. Let’s get that straight right now. This is exactly why I got out of the relationship we were forging. Starting now, I refuse to feel bad for breaking it off, because if you really think about it, you ended it. I wasn’t the one who went away and kissed another girl. I wasn’t the one who lied, or the one to avoid eye contact, or the one to pretend I still love you, or the one to get with my old girlfriend 2 days after we stopped dating, or the one to stop talking altogether and did I already mention lying? No my old friend, that wasn’t me. You Boy, have no right to make me feel sorry anymore. I’ve tried to pathetically hold on to some sort of friendship, but don’t think you can walk right over me. You have some promises to make. Unfortunately, you cannot save the ones you’ve already broken. Oh, that reminds me, guess what, you didn’t break my heart. I broke my heart over you, and that Boy, is a damn shame.

Sincerely,

Girl.